14 7 / 2023

pentecost:

mozalieri:

pentecost:

you guuys hear about the guy with 5 peepnises

what about him

his pants fit him like a glove

(via katelyn-danger)

14 7 / 2023

witchern:

by the way, it’s real bold of hollywood to be like “the writers and actors have unrealistic expectations, but WE know what we’re doing” when they got tricked into releasing morbius in theaters a second time.

(via mildly-embarrassed-defensiveness)

26 2 / 2023

visenyaism:

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i’m real busy and realized in the name of efficiency i needed to automate the process of being a hater. for all who want it here’s my asoiaf theory rubric it’s 100% logical and objective. obviously

(via andthentheywilleatthestars)

11 2 / 2023

honeybeekao:

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

(via heraexmachina)

11 2 / 2023

06 2 / 2023

salternator:

not-the-conversation-starter:

h0useofw0lves:

guy staring at the wall but he’s caked up

head

body

body

ass

legs

legs

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the ideal human form according to this poll

(via the-goldsmith)

06 2 / 2023

mr-hearts:

I used to be like so against emojis I hated em I was emoticon only but like. I see the error of my ways now I really do. I’m nothing without 💗 or 😭 or 💥 or 🥺 they’re like sisters to me

(via temporalschism)

06 2 / 2023

ranidspace:

Vote ONLY what the previous reblog says for you to vote. if you see this poll and no one has tagged it, vote randomly. After voting, reblog and tag it it with a random option you DID NOT vote for.

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shirt

pants

shoes

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(via trejean)

06 2 / 2023

claie171:

*gordon ramesay entering the tumblr foodcourt* : why do i smell vanilla, do you only fucking serve vanilla deserts?? where are your cakes even why aren’t they on display - IS THAT YOUR FUCKING CAKE - you’re telling me that fucking burnt batter pathetic excuse of a piece of coal is your bloody fucking cake?? what do you mean vanilla extract?? HOW MANY CUPS OF VANILLA EXTRACT ARE YALL FUCKERS PUTTING IN THERE

(via gabbylyons)

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06 2 / 2023

uchidog:

reblog this and put in the tags what comes up when you type “die”

(via gabbylyons)

06 2 / 2023

my-sweet-honey-bunny:

my-sweet-honey-bunny:

vote for the last digit in the number of votes

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also reblog after voting

(via sophiawentworth)

05 2 / 2023

humandisastersquad:

UK  Booster jabs will no longer be available to healthy under-50s from February 12, with Brits having just 12 days to book a slot.  Offers of first and second doses will also be withdrawn later this year. https://t.co/C0vX7riVyR  — Jess (@MeetJess) February 1, 2023ALT

hey UK followers, go get your covid boosters ASAP before these bastards take away yet another covid protection. jfc

(via a-tired-bisexual)