14 7 / 2023
you guuys hear about the guy with 5 peepnises
what about him
his pants fit him like a glove
(via katelyn-danger)
14 7 / 2023
by the way, it’s real bold of hollywood to be like “the writers and actors have unrealistic expectations, but WE know what we’re doing” when they got tricked into releasing morbius in theaters a second time.
26 2 / 2023
i’m real busy and realized in the name of efficiency i needed to automate the process of being a hater. for all who want it here’s my asoiaf theory rubric it’s 100% logical and objective. obviously
11 2 / 2023
do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you
(via heraexmachina)
06 2 / 2023
I used to be like so against emojis I hated em I was emoticon only but like. I see the error of my ways now I really do. I’m nothing without 💗 or 😭 or 💥 or 🥺 they’re like sisters to me
(via temporalschism)
06 2 / 2023
Vote ONLY what the previous reblog says for you to vote. if you see this poll and no one has tagged it, vote randomly. After voting, reblog and tag it it with a random option you DID NOT vote for.
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(via trejean)
06 2 / 2023
*gordon ramesay entering the tumblr foodcourt* : why do i smell vanilla, do you only fucking serve vanilla deserts?? where are your cakes even why aren’t they on display - IS THAT YOUR FUCKING CAKE - you’re telling me that fucking burnt batter pathetic excuse of a piece of coal is your bloody fucking cake?? what do you mean vanilla extract?? HOW MANY CUPS OF VANILLA EXTRACT ARE YALL FUCKERS PUTTING IN THERE
(via gabbylyons)
06 2 / 2023
05 2 / 2023
hey UK followers, go get your covid boosters ASAP before these bastards take away yet another covid protection. jfc
(via a-tired-bisexual)





