03 12 / 2023

doctor who is so fucking back babey!!!

15 8 / 2023

tdwhisperer:

beemovieerotica:

aidashakur:

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freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other’s beards and watched hentai together every weekend

That sentence started and ended in very different places

(via turquoiseorchid)

15 8 / 2023

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14 8 / 2023

saintsatellite:

I can’t be autistic bc I’m actually great at understanding social cues!

[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone’s head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]

(via nightinngales)

14 8 / 2023

sreegs:

red-mercer:

sandmandaddy69:

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Well it’s safer than having ribs removed, probably cheaper too

i don’t mean to toot my own horn, but…

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

14 8 / 2023

saw some extremely fucking daft discourse pass by my dash and it’s reinforced my view that watching a movie/experiencing any piece of media is something a person can be bad at

14 8 / 2023

14 8 / 2023

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was out to see barbie earlier tonight!! 💖

12 8 / 2023

plaidos:

predstrogen:

predstrogen:

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you people dont even know how lame you are

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“Spiritual successful to baeddel-txt” is so fucking funny we should beat our PCs with hammers and never post again

“this blog is for all examples of transandrophobia, not just baeddelism” is so deliciously close to just fully admitting that the word transandrophobia doesn’t refer to an institutional oppression so much as just people being meanies on ww.tumber.edu

(via mioxenoblade)

12 8 / 2023

idsb:

If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

(via heterophobique)

12 8 / 2023

voyagerprobe:

If i was a kittycat i would review mewvies on litterboxd

(via fangoriousfae)

12 8 / 2023

metamelonisle:

metamelonisle:

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ii was trying to season reheated mcdonalds fries i took the cap off for some reason without realizing it and i

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I’M NOT CURSED BY A PHARAOH!! I’M NOT!!!!!

(via fangoriousfae)

11 8 / 2023