15 8 / 2023
freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other’s beards and watched hentai together every weekend
That sentence started and ended in very different places
(via turquoiseorchid)
14 8 / 2023
do you look anything like your icon irl
my icon is a photo of me! (ok bot)
my icon is a drawing/picrew/etc of me
my icon isn’t me but they look a lot like me
i think with a few tweaks i could be them. more or less
some general similarities (face/body type, gender, age, race, etc) otherwise no
lol nope
i could not possibly look any different from the character in my icon
non-humanoid icon option/show results
See Resultsfeel free to elaborate in tags of course on how easy or hard cosplaying them would be
bonus question: how much do you WANT to look like your icon. like are they the goal you aspire to
(via kulliare)
14 8 / 2023
saintsatellite-deactivated20240:
I can’t be autistic bc I’m actually great at understanding social cues!
[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone’s head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]
(via nightinngales)
14 8 / 2023
Well it’s safer than having ribs removed, probably cheaper too
i don’t mean to toot my own horn, but…
(via fluent-in-lesbianism)
14 8 / 2023
saw some extremely fucking daft discourse pass by my dash and it’s reinforced my view that watching a movie/experiencing any piece of media is something a person can be bad at
14 8 / 2023
WORKPLACE DEMOCRACY NOW.
There’s going to be a lot of uptick in onion discussions I see
(via bombussyaffinis)
12 8 / 2023
idsb:
If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science
(via heterophobique)
12 8 / 2023
12 8 / 2023
ii was trying to season reheated mcdonalds fries i took the cap off for some reason without realizing it and i
I’M NOT CURSED BY A PHARAOH!! I’M NOT!!!!!
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